StoryTemu Tesla
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The box says "hose." It is very much not a hose.
Tesla's whole thing: don't just look at the label. Look at what something actually is, and what it could actually do — the label on the box is somebody else's guess, not the last word.
Color in Tesla, the box, and the coiled copper he's holding up. Why do you think the label's crossed out?
About Temu Tesla
Always shows up with something sold as one thing that turns out to be another thing entirely — and the find is always genuine, even when he appears and disappears faster than anyone expects. The delight on his face is never performed. The story of exactly how he found it usually doesn't fully add up, and he's not in a hurry to fix that.